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Hi everyone,

I need to take a break from Mouse’s Ear Memoirs to inform you that this past Spring, I accidentally fell desperately in love with a horrible human being named James Charles Link. He was a customer of mine who I looked up outside of work, called outside of work, visited outside of work, and asked not to visit me at work, after we began a relationship. He promised he wouldn’t tell my enemies about us, and he swiftly broke that promise. In a short period of time, I caught James in a number of pathological lies and called him out on them. Additionally, I refused to have sexual intercourse with him until he took a shower and washed his filthy rancid genitals that were covered in baking soda and rash. That experience never came, because he was never able to resolve his hygiene issues. I very much wanted that experience to happen, but he was embarrassed and confused about how to perform basic hygiene. He was very triggered by basic requests for him to shower, he became extremely hostile, and tried to fight me the last time we were together in person. He referred to his angry personality in the 3rd person as “him,” considered raping me, and repeatedly threatened to kill himself. He told me about how he joined the Bloods as a white person and murdered seven people. I still accepted him after all of those things though. He also admitted to being a covert opiate addict who is still currently using, when he initially lied about that to me too. The shit gets crazier down the rabbit hole. He ghosted me almost two months ago now, and I’m not sure why. Jimmy is now trying to ruin my life in any way he possibly can by colluding with my enemies, and I’m not sure why. Perhaps it is pent up sexual frustration at having never been able to close the deal with me. He used to angrily rant about all of the previous women who never fucked him. He told me that he wants his mother to die, though you’d never know it from his facebook posts. I am pretty sure he is living off of social security checks and eagerly awaiting the deaths of his grandfather and mother so he can cash in. I think he may think I hacked his devices, which I absolutely did not, nor do I know of anybody else who has. Some people are calling me a hypocrite for making this horrifying mistake, but I am not. Some people are calling me a hypocrite because I purchased a tin of legal cannabis gummies from a dispensary in my home state of Illinois, but I am not. James was just a mistake that should’ve been aborted from the beginning. A podcast episode about this whole debacle is in the works, many people in my life hate him already, my lawyers know about him, I am dealing with it legally, and I am not going to let some disgusting dirty dick piece of shit scab carpenter opiate addict, Decatur Blood murderer attempt to ruin my life any longer without my two cents! I just thought I’d nip this in the bud before proceeding with Mouse’s Ear Memoirs. I am not ashamed of loving him at all. My emotions are very intense, and shit happens. He has many redeeming qualities that I was initially attracted to. Yes, he is genetically less-than-ideal and aesthetically weird looking, but the heart wants what it wants. Cupid’s arrow strikes in the grossest of places sometimes. My lustful longing and adoration for James Charles Link is a sickness I bear now, a nauseating weight on every fibre of my being, imprinted on my heart for eternity like a hideous scar. Many more details about him will come after I finish this series, most likely. It’s been one of the worst Springs of my entire life. It’s been soul rape. He is assisting an assortment of scabs, predators, traffickers, and strip clubs to harm me. He is an extremely abusive, violent person. I can’t wait to tell you all about it. I would have already, but I am in the middle of a series. During my last phone conversation with James Charles Link, he was upset that he “leaked” his true self to me, and explained that most people don’t know the things about him that I know. Perhaps that is why he is upset with me. I hope no woman ever makes the same mistake. And, I do emphasize that other women must be cautious, because he has a lot of female supporters and enablers, and these townie women have a problem with the sentiments expressed on this website as well as my instagram regarding things like worker rights. One of my perverted creepy dude cousins is even involved somehow in the larger issue. They are all plebs though, and with time they will roll away like the turds that they are, back to their video games, excessive tattoos, opiates, televisions, mountain dew beverages, strip clubs, obesity, minimum wage jobs, anti-union sentiments, and memes.

Have a great day, avoid toxic humble culture, no gods, no masters, no wedding rings, fire the boss, fuck Alex Cave, and KEEP FIGHTING.